 Surfing the web the other day, I came across a great MONTY PYTHON site. Why, you ask? Well, the reasons aren't important. But I was NOT goofing off at work again, understand? Ohh, piss off!
For those of you unfortunate souls who lack proper education, I recommend Pythonline highly. It is chock full of interesting Pythonesque material. you can change you star sign, abuse your friends or donate your naughty bits to Tatoo from Fantasy Island.
I was so inspired that I decided to build a Monty Python Links Database. Everyone said I was daft to build a database on my computer, but I built it just the same, just to show 'em. That database crashed the network. So I built another one. That database also crashed the network. So I built a third. That database burned my hard drive, cracked my monitor then crashed the network. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, lad. The strongest database on this here Internet.
If you care to help make the database even stronger, add some of your favorites. We like that, really we do. Just sign up with a login and password (both of which you create - there are no wrong answers) and off you go! And if you get confused and don't remember how to add stuff and you can't find your way back here, well then let's just forget what I said about adding your favorites, shall we?
If that's not your bag of tea, perhaps you need a labotomy. Or, you could choose the less painful funny bits below. That stuff keeps getting emailed to me for some odd reason.
My particular favorite has do with the thermodynamic nature of Hell.
If you're only looking for the words to the Lumberjack song, you may find them here.
New! This link was not in the original site: And finally, you may enjoy these wav files of Monty Pythonisms. Why wavs? I told you this was old school!
DISCLAIMER: SOME ITEMS BELOW MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD TASTE.
Editor's Note: Apparently, I had a sick sense of humor back in the day. I had to remove one of the links; it was just too nasty for me to keep here. Some of the items below are very funny, but please, read at your own risk.
Mildly Intersting Stuff
Thermodynamic Question: Is Hell Exothermic (releasing heat) or Endothermic (absorbing heat)?
How math has changed over the years
How would you like to be Bill's buddy? (A list of dead ex-friends of Bubba)
Quotes from an 11-year-old's science exam
How to get over a bad day...
Rules of life
Are you ready for kids? Find out here.
Life's great truths, from a kid's perspective.
Other Random Things
Silicon Valley Tarot
An office prayer
Lewinsky/Kaczynsky Lymricks
New job interviewing technique
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